“Kim’s are the best. So from this day forward, I will ONLY meet with people named Kim.”
Good news for Kim Mitchell, Kim Cattrall and Kim Basinger, who have no plans to meet with Trump, but bad news for anyone else who had scheduled visits to the White House. America’s leader has cancelled all of his upcoming meetings with anyone who is not named Kim, a move that has several people considering a name change.
“Trump would totally support my business. But now I gotta change my name to find out fer sure. But you know what they say, no risk, no award. So I’m changing it tomorrow.”
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